Much Ado About Nothing: Act I, Scene i: First Folio


Much Ado About Nothing         Act 1, Scene 1.      Beatrice

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39.  He set vp his bils here in Messina, & challeng’d
40.  Cupid at the Flight: and my Vnckles foole reading the
41.  Challenge, subscrib’d for Cupid, and challeng’d him at
42.  the Burbolt. I pray you, how many hath hee kil’d and
43.  eaten in these warres? But how many hath he kil’d? for
44.  indeed, I promis’d to eate all of his killing.

45.  ‘Faith Neece, you taxe Signior Benedicke too
46.  much, but hee’l be meet with you, I doubt it not.
47.  He hath done good seruice Lady in these wars.
48.  You had musty victuall, and he hath holpe to
49.  ease it: he’s a very valiant Trencher-man, hee hath an
50.  excellent stomacke.
 51.  And a good souldier too Lady.
52.  And a good souldier to a Lady. But what is he
53.  to a Lord?
54.   A Lord to a Lord, a man to a man, stuft with
55.  all honourable vertues.
56.  It is so indeed, he is no lesse then a stuft man:
57.  but for the stuffing well, we are all mortall.
58.   You must not (sir) mistake my Neece, there is
59.  a kind of merry war betwixt Signior Benedick, & her:
60.  they neuer meet, but there’s a skirmish of wit between
61.  them.
62.  Alas, he gets nothing by that. In our last con-
63.  flict, foure of his fiue wits went halting off, and now is
64.  the whole man gouern’d with one: so that if hee haue
65.  wit enough to keepe himselfe warme, let him beare it
66.  for a difference betweene himselfe and his horse: For it
67.  is all the wealth that he hath left, to be knowne a reaso-
68.  nable creature. Who is his companion now? He hath
69.  euery month a new sworne brother.
70  I’st possible?
71.  Very easily possible: he weares his faith but as
72.  the fashion of his hat, it euer changes with ye next block.
73.  I see (Lady) the Gentleman is not in your
74.  bookes.
75.  No, and he were, I would burne my study. But
76.  I pray you, who is his companion? Is there no young
77.  squarer now, that will make a voyage with him to the
78.  diuell?
79.  He is most in the company of the right noble
80  Claudio.
81.  O Lord, he will hang vpon him like a disease:
82.  he is sooner caught then the pestilence, and the taker
83.  runs presently mad. God helpe the noble Claudio, if hee
84.  haue caught the Benedict, it will cost him a thousand
85.  pound ere he be cur’d.
86.  I will hold friends with you Lady.
87.  Do good friend.
88.  You’l ne’re run mad Neece.
89.   No, not till a hot Ianuary.
90.  Don Pedro is approach’d.

91.  Enter don Pedro, Claudio, Benedicke, Balthasar,
92.  and Iohn the bastard.
Don Pedro
93.   Good Signior Leonato, you are come to meet
94.  your trouble: the fashion of the world is to auoid cost,
95.  and you encounter it.
96.  Neuer came trouble to my house in the likenes
97.  of your Grace: for trouble being gone, comfort should
98.  remaine: but when you depart from me, sorrow abides,
99.  and happinesse takes his leaue.
Don Pedro
100.   You embrace your charge too willingly: I
101.  thinke this is your daughter.
102.  Her mother hath many times told me so.
103.  Were you in doubt that you askt her?
104.  Signior Benedicke, no, for then were you a
105.  childe.
Don Pedro
106.  You haue it full Benedicke, we may ghesse by
107.  this, what you are, being a man, truely the Lady fathers
108.  her selfe: be happie Lady, for you are like an honorable
109.  father.
110.  If Signior Leonato be her father, she would not
111.  haue his head on her shoulders for al Messina, as like him
112.  as she is.
113.  I wonder that you will still be talking, signior
114.  Benedicke, no body markes you.
115.  What my deere Ladie Disdaine! are you yet
116.  liuing?
117.  Is it possible Disdaine should die, while shee
118.  hath such meete foode to feede it, as Signior Benedicke?
119.  Curtesie it selfe must conuert to Disdaine, if you come in
120.  her presence.
121.  Then is curtesie a turne-coate, but it is cer-
122.  taine I am loued of all Ladies, onely you excepted: and
123.  I would I could finde in my heart that I had not a hard
124.  heart, for truely I loue none.
125.   A deere happinesse to women, they would else
126.  haue beene troubled with a pernitious Suter, I thanke
127.  God and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that, I
128.  had rather heare my Dog barke at a Crow, than a man
129.  sweare he loues me.
130.   God keepe your Ladiship still in that minde,
131.  so some Gentleman or other shall scape a predestinate
132.  scratcht face.
133.  Scratching could not make it worse, and ’twere
134.  such a face as yours were.
135.   Well, you are a rare Parrat teacher.
136.  A bird of my tongue, is better than a beast of
137.  your.
138.  I would my horse had the speed of your tongue,
139.  and so good a continuer, but keepe your way a Gods
140.  name, I haue done.
141.  You alwaies end with a Iades tricke, I know
142.  you of old.

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