{"id":6540,"date":"2019-10-31T13:30:51","date_gmt":"2019-10-31T17:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stateofshakespeare.com\/?page_id=6540"},"modified":"2019-10-31T14:00:47","modified_gmt":"2019-10-31T18:00:47","slug":"a-midsummer-nights-dream-act-i-scene-i-4","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/stateofshakespeare.com\/?page_id=6540","title":{"rendered":"Love&#8217;s Labor&#8217;s Lost: Act III, Scene i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Love&#8217;s Labor&#8217;s Lost.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Act 3, Scene 1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Berowne<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(This text is featured in our <a href=\"http:\/\/stateofshakespeare.com\/?p=6533\">interview with Bradford Cover<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Click here to open a <a href=\"http:\/\/stateofshakespeare.com\/?page_id=6559\">scanned version<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Click here to open up a <a href=\"http:\/\/stateofshakespeare.com\/?page_id=6544\">First Folio version<\/a><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>And I forsooth in love! I that have been love\u2019s whip,<\/li>\n<li>A very beadle to a humorous sigh,<\/li>\n<li>A critic, nay, a nightwatch constable,<\/li>\n<li>A domineering pedant o\u2019er the boy,<\/li>\n<li>Than whom no mortal so magnificent.<\/li>\n<li>This wimpled, whining, purblind, wayward boy,<\/li>\n<li>This Signior Junior, giant dwarf, Dan Cupid,<\/li>\n<li>Regent of love rhymes, lord of folded arms,<\/li>\n<li>Th\u2019 anointed sovereign of sighs and groans,<\/li>\n<li>Liege of all loiterers and malcontents,<\/li>\n<li>Dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces,<\/li>\n<li>Sole imperator and great general<\/li>\n<li>Of trotting paritors\u2014O my little heart!<\/li>\n<li>And I to be a corporal of his field<\/li>\n<li>And wear his colors like a tumbler\u2019s hoop!<\/li>\n<li>What? I love, I sue, I seek a wife?<\/li>\n<li>A woman, that is like a German clock,<\/li>\n<li>Still a-repairing, ever out of frame,<\/li>\n<li>And never going aright, being a watch,<\/li>\n<li>But being watched that it may still go right.<\/li>\n<li>Nay, to be perjured, which is worst of all.<\/li>\n<li>And, among three, to love the worst of all,<\/li>\n<li>A whitely wanton with a velvet brow,<\/li>\n<li>With two pitch-balls stuck in her face for eyes.<\/li>\n<li>Ay, and by heaven, one that will do the deed<\/li>\n<li>Though Argus were her eunuch and her guard.<\/li>\n<li>And I to sigh for her, to watch for her,<\/li>\n<li>To pray for her! Go to. It is a plague<\/li>\n<li>That Cupid will impose for my neglect<\/li>\n<li>Of his almighty dreadful little might.<\/li>\n<li>Well, I will love, write, sigh, pray, sue, groan.<\/li>\n<li>Some men must love my lady, and some Joan.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Love&#8217;s Labor&#8217;s Lost.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Act 3, Scene 1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Berowne (This text is featured in our interview with Bradford Cover) Click here to open a scanned version. Click here to open up a First Folio version And I forsooth in love! 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